House of IG

Originally posted in Oct. 23, 2008

*Sigh* in this here recession that we have found ourselves, having a job is a good thing. But watching this video put all of that in jeopardy. Kindred and I watched this vid yesterday afternoon while at work, and the fact that we still have jobs is a miracle akin to seeing Amy Winehouse sober. Watch it and then see our running commentary on it. Epic Roast!!



Luvvie: first this heffa starts with her off key song. Who in the hell is she serenading?? Oh she is feeling herself. Swooping her greasy bang and errthang
Kindred: where is her neck? I seriously might p*ss myself
Luvvie: lmao
Kindred: The vid is called "scarlet takes a tumble". Is that not enough foreshadowing?! Omg this vid is just delicious
Kindred: lol at her holding the smile before starting to film. And oh wow her hair's not moving. I think everybody has someone like this in their church choir. Where’s her neck? So, is this what a tenement looks like?
Luvvie: lmao at her changing shoes. She getting REST to kill
Kindred: is all her stuff in this room?
Luvvie: lol that’s an empty shell of a room. Oooo check out her sexy walk. GET EM GIRL!
Kindred: She's struggling with those wedges
Luvvie: The stomp on the table is hilarious
Kindred: wow, she hopped up on that table quick
Luvvie: hahahah the table's creaking already
Kindred: She is knock kneed like a mug. This can't go well
Luvvie: It’s like "bish imo give u 2 warnings to get off me. Get off me or feel my wrath
Kindred: what's with the flailing arms?

*Scarlet falls*


Luvvie: KABLAMO!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha
Kindred: HAHHAHHAHAHA. that table got sweet revenge
Luvvie: humpty dumpty had a great fall!!!
Kindred: I think it kicked her in the ass. Literally
Luvvie: why is she writhing on the ground like a snake? Her spine AND her dignity r hurt
Kindred: whale down! Get the harpoons!
Luvvie: hahahahaha she just laid on the floor
Kindred: so, she's not getting up?
Luvvie: Lamenting her life
Kindred: poor decision making
Luvvie: LMAO!! Cue the violins
Kindred: notably, the wedges are still on
Luvvie: humpty dumpty don’t wanna b put 2getha again
Kindred: Who she talking to? Jesus? He on't wanna hear that
Luvvie: her bruised ego
Kindred: He too busy laughing
Luvvie: Jesus: “I aint tell u to do that.”
Kindred: ha! Her hair hat is crooked

Luvvie: why is her hair all askew???
Kindred: and so are her spectacles
Luvvie: LMAO!! There r TEARS coming out my eyes. TEARS
Kindred: My lifespace is complete
Luvvie: My life's mission is accomplished
Luvvie: she looks like an ACME cartoon character
Kindred: this, my friend, is why we need the internet
Luvvie: I agree. imo get fired laughing so hard. OMG,
Kindred: I can't breathe. I feel sorry for the table. who's gonna be its advocate?
Luvvie: the table is the TRUE victim here. it lost its life to the pure recklessness, and truly, selfishness of humptisha
Kindred: I’m pretty sure that it's against the law to sell a table with a sign saying "fatties, don't buy me"

Luvvie: lmao or... how bout "bish stand on me and u going DOWN”. the table DID creak a coupla times. it did ALL it could
Kindred: a frail, frail cry. couldn't handle all that raw emotion
Luvvie: we must remember this day in honor of that table so it won’t have lost its life in vain. we shall call 2moro "national honor thy table" day
Kindred: yeah, I think I'ma polish mine when I get home
Luvvie: yeah my desk is gon get flowers tomorrow
Kindred: that table went out like a G tho! like, she bounced offa it twice before falling on her @ss. maybe it used to be Chuck Norris' table
Luvvie: the table went "eff this. I’m out. I don’t need to take this from u or anybody else"
Kindred: that table had heart, man. real heart
Luvvie: can tables get purple hearts? it REALLY sacrificed itself for the greater good of the people
Kindred: they can if we start a petition

Luvvie: great. we must. for that there table... sniffs. that table went b4 its time
Kindred: i'ma show this vid to all of my tables at home
Luvvie: yeah so they realize they aint taken for granted
Kindred: like "you should be lucky I own you. a big bad diva coulda did you IN. think about that the next time I get a splinter, bish"
Luvvie: she fell ALL the way out and laid there for a full minute. who does that?? lmao!! best. vid. ever. it needs to win award for the "gigglefits"
Kindred: I’m pretty sure she couldn't get up
Luvvie: naw eff that. I was guffawing
Kindred: yeah I bookmarked it. I’m gonna watch it at least 4 times a day
Luvvie: I think it may b a record breaker
Kindred: with good reason! and hopefully, not a table breaker
Luvvie: hahahahahahaha computer desks everywhere cower in fear
Kindred: from the threat of FatFat with Wedges
Luvvie: Sister O’Dell needs to come get her niece
Kindred: and buy her a neck
Luvvie: yeah she leaving screech marks on her chest
Kindred: hopefully that fall straightened out her knock knees
Luvvie: her chin don’t wanna kno her boobs like that. they not its type
Kindred: so, maybe it was a blessing in disguise
Luvvie: blessings come in all forms, types, falls...
Kindred: I’m pretty sure they sell reinforced furniture. though i'm not sure I’d use it for....that
Luvvie: u couldn’t reinforce that shit wit the best industrial steel. It still won’t withstand all that pressha
Kindred: lmao titanium .....and I’m done
Luvvie: hahahah me too. Epic. good day to ya
Kindred: it's after 5 and noneck is making me wait


We are assh*les. And we are okay with that. © Luvvie. 2008

So y'all know me and Kindred love a good roast. A coupla weeks ago, we were in the mood to listen to some douchebaggery music (note: we call ultra sappy songs douchebag music because you can just picture some douche on YouTube playing it on an acoustic guitar. We LOVE douchebag music).

We decided to watch Boyz II Men's "4 Seasons of Loneliness" vidjo, and this is what ensued on GChat.

Note: I tried to embed the video here from YouTube but ALL the 4 Seasons Vids on YouTube have embedding disabled by request. WHY WON'T UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP LET US BE GREAT AND IG???? *Wall Slide* Hater ass haters!!! Anyway, I made it happen by going to another site. TAKE THAT, UNIVERSAL!

Luvvie: u see that linen!! and the all white. and the breeze

Kindred: they were some classy folks

Luvvie: and the flash of light. is this heaven???

Kindred: I see you by the vent, shawn. heyyy OWW OWW

Luvvie: shawn's shirt is blowing JUST right

Kindred: lmao where they hell they at?

Luvvie: see them in a room lookin like the 4 archangels

Kindred: inside and outside?!

Luvvie: hahaha @ wanya sittin on the floor indian style

Kindred: why he still need glasses? ain't NO sun

Luvvie: this HAS to be heaven. all them clouds and swaying clothes

Kindred: look at that mist, g. they too emollient. EEEE they in the future

Luvvie: lmaooooo the season transition

Kindred: spaceship R&B

Luvvie: bwaahahah he sittin on yulelog

Kindred: LMAO

Luvvie: indian style. they so vulnerable.

Kindred: they ain't change nothin but the colors of they linens

Luvvie: the tweenager in me jus swooned

Kindred: look at them SKI GOGGLES

Luvvie: they STILL rocking linen in winter and shit. and using one extra button on they shirts

Kindred: bam! they in space on yo ass

Luvvie: they are SO open and vulnerable

Kindred: green screen game proper

Luvvie: see them leaves fall like their emotional walls?

Kindred: is that a geisha in the forest?

Luvvie: she wrote her memoirs right under that tree

Kindred: maroon linens. lmao a DOVE

Luvvie: hahahaha omg and the scenes come outta wanya's eye?

Kindred: eeeee they just flew out his EYE g

Luvvie: GOMH! (get outta my head)

Kindred: bwhhahahahaa lmao EPIC. how come i never noticed this?!

Luvvie: this ish is soooo gahtdamn angsty and emotional

Kindred: was this ok in the 90s?

Luvvie: i cried and i wasnt even sad. tears jus came from my eyes

Kindred: is that what we was on?

Luvvie: yes. yes it was. the 90s wasnt shit for this. how did we approve of this cheesyness??

Kindred: i'm ashamed to tell people this was my fav music scene. now, i'll have to pretend to say it ironically

Luvvie: their linen game was TIGHT tho! just flowing w/ every movement of their hearts. i think the flow matched their heart beats

Kindred: it was TIMED

Luvvie: it WAS. and they showed just the right about of chesticles

Kindred: where's Pop up Video when you need them? i wanna know bout them breezes

Luvvie: not too much. just a taste. Pop up video: "17 fans were used during this shoot to get the wind velocity JUST right”

Kindred: "48 Air Conditioners were tested before the group found one they could all agree upon"

Luvvie: "Wanya practiced the perfect indian style sitting pose for a week before the shoot. he may have crushed his scrotum in the time, but he is just THAT dedicated."
"shawn personally picked out his favorite yulelog in the forest 'fo he sat on it. it felt right. he knew THAT was the one"

Kindred: "The Linen in the 'Fall' Season was actually knitted by Shawn's hairdresser at the time"

Luvvie: lmaooo!! "the boyz asked a psychic what heaven was like and tried to recreate it w/ this video. she told them they succeeded"

Kindred: "The snow in the 'Winter' season is actually baking powder and yeast. When the shoot was over, the director's wife made Four Seasons Matzoh balls from the leftovers"

Luvvie: bwahahahaaha "after this shoot, the boyz demanded they be referred to as matthew, mark, luke & john"

Kindred: BWHAHAHHAHA "The Geisha in the forest during the 'Fall' season was actually the producer's niece. The original choice suffered from an allergic reaction to the 100% Egyptian Yak of the Boyz' linens"

Luvvie: bwahahahahahahahahahah oh nooooooo "the iceberg that wanya & his super goggles were on was an extra from the movie "titanic" i melted from the heat pulsating from wanya's emotions. people were sad."

Kindred: lmao @ super goggles and raw emotion "The couch used in the opening scene is actually from Shawn's personal collection. It can be purchased from Value City for $899."

Luvvie: Nope. I heard he got that couch from IKEA and its named "Heidi". $399 if u choose to put it together uself but i aint the one to gossip so u aint that from me

Kindred: LMAO you know Ikea ain't got no simple names. Heidi no? Plufjrtstagen? Prolly

Luvvie: ye they do. i own their bookcase named "Billy"

Kindred: that's an EXCEPTION

Luvvie: and they got a chair named "chloe"

Kindred: everybody got Billy

Luvvie: they are partial to dutch names lol

Kindred: we might even have Billy in the office *looks around*

Luvvie: and maybe the couch's last name heighhbfug

Kindred: Billl-ayyyy lmao ikea the only place where a piece of furniture got a first AND last name

Luvvie: *sigh* i love ikea. it's an adult's playground

Kindred: it IS. have you seen their latest catalog? Lovely. omg talk about digressing

Luvvie: i HAVE. i love it sooo much. all them goodies

Kindred: short attention span FTW

Luvvie: i aint see spring in they 4 seasons. did spring miss the casting call?

Kindred: we were BAMBOOZLED

Luvvie: spring was late and shit

Kindred: they spent all of the monies on geishas and goggles

Luvvie: and winter was like "whatever. i'll do his part"

Kindred: winter did have major play

Luvvie: mayb the 4 seasons were winter, summer, fall and space shrugs shoulders

Kindred: mmhmm or, there's no spring in heaven. just fans and air conditioning

Luvvie: hmm... *strokes chin* u just may b right

Kindred: and EMOTION

Luvvie: yes! heaven is FULL of emotion. and it has u vulnerable. and the only attire allowed is linen. Heaven is the caribbeans!!!

Kindred: *hugs self*

Luvvie: *dead* *sits indian style on office floor*

The 90s. *shakes my head*

#FabsTeeth looks like his toothpaste has iron chips in it

Yo #FabsTeeth, I'm happy for u and I'mo let u finish but the sword of Excalibur was the sharpest weapon of ALL time #KanyeShrug

Being bit with #FabsTeeth is considered assault w/ a deadly weapon in 15 states. #TrueStory

#FabsTeeth wakes up & pisses gingivitis, plaque and pleas for braces

#Fabsteeth waded in the water w/ Harriet. It was bout that freedom (from @myfabolouslife's mouf).

Let me quit clowning #FabsTeeth 'fo it haunts my hopes & dreams. Or chews on my fave pairs of shoes.

#FabsTeeth is a trending topic cuz it took a bite outta Twitter, instead of crime #TrueStory

We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on #FabsTeeth *puts fist up*

Of course they are. They're sharper than steak knives RT @myfabolouslife #fabsteeth prints are on ur girl's nipple!

#FabsTeeth have a big ego. They're too big. Too wide. Too sharp. They won't fit.

I had a dream that one day, #FabsTeeth got braces so they'll stop scaring lil children & old people. Hell, regular adults.

Same thing #FabsTeeth said RT @Miss_KToYou I Just Wanna Be..I Just Wanna Be Successssfullll!

@myfabolouslife said "U love my smile no matter how chipped my tooth is." Me: "The devil IS A LAH!" #fabsteeth

#Fabsteeth: All my life I've had to fight. I've had to fight my gums, I've had to fight my tongue. A mouf aint safe w/ me in it

Then one of Fabolous' stans (yeah what? They still make y'all? In '09?) decided she wanted to defend his honor and call me a bitch. So I polled my Twitter followers and asked them if I should go IN on her and hurt her feelings or let it go. I was feeling petty last night. Well, about 30 of my followers replied with "GO IN!" And I listened to their instigating asses (LOVE YALL) and did. This is what happened.

Fab Stan ROAST
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So w/ a smile on my face cuz it really doesnt faze me, I shall have to dedicate a coupla my tweets to Fabolous #1 and ONLY stan

Dear Fab stan, BITCH deez! w/ yo wack ass. iRoast. iRant. Tis what I do. Get off his nuts. He STILL dont want u. Miss ME w/ that.

iHate when folks wanna call u "bitch" behind the veil of Twitter. I'm aint no keyboard thug. I'm just a serial roaster. iRoast celebs mostly

If u'll call me a bitch for roasting a celeb who doesnt KNOW U, please press Ctrl, Alt, Del & log off life. U're a belligerent dummy

If u call me a bitch for roasting a celeb who's teef look like a steak knife, press ESC on ur soul & retire to Dereon Hell.

If u wanna come @ me for saying something bout a celeb who wouldnt piss on u 2 put u out, reset ur lifespace & TRY AGAIN

U wanna insult me on Twitta for some celeb who aint been relevant since Y2K, then shut down ur personal hard drive & reboot.

AND if u gon come @ me on Twitter, please make sure ur hairhat aint crooked & the texture of iron wool. MISS ME W/ THAT SHIT!

If u gon TRY to go in on me for saying #FabsTeeth look like a samurai sword, u need a dropkick to the shins

THIS concludes my roast of Fabolous' #1 and ONLY stan, who decided to call me a bitch. I'm feeling petty 2nite so I had to go IN. *curtsies*

I'm a jerk. I gotta repent EXTRA hard today. And maybe go on a fast. I'm SO rude! iQuit myself.

@InfinityP said #fabsteeth look like this: [_][__/ __][_]. Bury me in a lace onesie & formal gloves w/ chanclattas. I. AM. DEAD.

Edit: iHeard that iHeard #FabsTeeth got that way when he tried to balance a Basketball on his head to impress a girl. But I ain;t the one to gossip so you ain't heard that from me. #KanyeShrug

The mid 90s were a boon to emotional, vulnerable @ss ninjas who loved to croon mediocre R&B ballads. But only one emo dude earns the title for Douchiest. Video. Ever. Behold, Mario Winans' "I Don't Wanna Know" with real-time commentary from me and Luvvie.

Luvvie: as he serenades himself w/ backlight. ANGST game is proper ALREADY lmaooo

Kindred: see? I knew Bad Boy was up to no good

Luvvie: why he bent over the piano??

Kindred: he is in PAIN

Luvvie: assessing his life. lmao why did the beat start and im twurkin in my chair? for such a sad song, the beat is TIGHT

Kindred: every time this comes on, i think it's the Fugees, as does the rest of America

Luvvie: OW OWWWWWW! see them make out in B&W

Kindred: classyyyy

Luvvie: lmaooooo! why is he sitting among trash?

Kindred: cause that's how he FEELS, his heart in the GUTTAH

Luvvie: NOT IN THE TUBB!!!! *faints* fully clothed!!!

Kindred: YES. I told you but there's nothing like the experience

Luvvie: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG they dont do angst like THIS no more

Kindred: they don't! he ruined it for everybody. and for his sweater

Luvvie: on that twin size bed he sittin on - what is this?? a dorm?

Kindred: that's why she left him

Luvvie: XL sheets face ass

hahaha he watching movies on a projector as he reminisce

Kindred: expensive ass projector but he can't afford a queen bed?! *gasp* DIDDY!

Luvvie: lmao at the chick rockin lingerie and a bucket hat. where's her short set?

Kindred: look at his superior acting skills. this video is full of bad decisions

Luvvie: that video is angsty as shit!!!

Kindred: how did he get a dry sweater?

Luvvie: bad decisions, bad acting. this GROWN man dipped himself in a tub fully-clothed and crying

Kindred: lmao he hugged the projector screen

Luvvie: H20 aint the answer to his problems

Kindred: look at all them tapes he got. this can't be healthy

Luvvie: yes! he had CASSETTES

Kindred: see? that's why she left. his priorities effed up

Luvvie: she left him cuz he sits in tubs weeping bout lost loves

Kindred: little bed, big tapes

Luvvie: *Dead* not lil bed, big tapes! And Diddy's slack-jawed ass had to make an appearance
muthafucka for what?

Kindred: YES he did. This is a Bad Boy movie that's why

Luvvie: LAWD! and of coure i aint gon start on the lyrics of said song. dont e'en get me BEGUN!!! the beesh IS playing u and u clearly found out but sittin amongst garbage and wading in a tub pool aint gon bring her back. u may wanna upgrade ur life and get a bigger bed

Kindred: he could buy that big dumb @ss screen but couldn't find a pair of balls

Luvvie: he could buy that big ass projector but he sleepin on a dorm bed. iCan't.

Kindred: california KANG. that's what he needs to do an appropriate bed slide. i mean seriously tho, where was he sitting with all that garbage? GETCHO BIG children under the stairs face ass

Luvvie: LMAO "sometimes i feel like a motherless child" face

Kindred: "life ain't been no crystal stair" face

Luvvie: boooooooooooo throws tomatoes at mario

Kindred: get off the staggggeeee
where's RILEY?

Luvvie: *channels Riley Freeman* "NIGGA YOU GAY!!! ur woman left u for a sexy flexy ass nigga. now u crying like a BITCH"***

Kindred: "i mean, he wasn't een no real nigga, like TI"

Luvvie: *DEAD* YESSSSS

Kindred: lmao i'm sayin tho - you seint him in that tub, right? cause that video has haunted me for damn near a decade

Luvvie: drowning in angst, failure & broken heart

Kindred: but he couldn't do that naked tho? maybe it's cause he a Winans - too secular for Jesah

Luvvie: true story. he aint expose no male nipplage either. he kept it pg-16.5. the winans STAN for the LAWD

Kindred: mmhmm Bebe and Cece woulda whupped his @ss

[End scene]

Readers, can you think of any other videos that can match the level of estrogen and raw emotion shown in this clip? Did we miss anything in the commentary? Has Diddy ever fully closed his mouth? We need answers.

***We channeled Riley. We're some gentleladies so we don't talk like that in real life. Only through Riley Freeman.

It was 1am and me, VEG (aka Crazy Magnet) and Overit (aka ZeeBaby) were group-chatting on GMail and it led to this conversation about Harriet Tubman. She was a saint (like Dorothy Mantooth).

Overit: I’m pretty sure Harriet Tubman woulda loved to lay up in a hammock reading freedom papers, but again, people have been rude since the dawn of time
VEG: lmao at reading freedom papers. I loved when I read in school how Harriet carried a pistol and threaten to shoot fools who were to too tired to keep going where they stood!
Overit: LMAO @ Harriet!!!!
VEG: and yeah: Harriet was gangsta. "You keep walking to freedom or you die right here!"
Luvvie: and Harriet was the FIRST gangsta.
Overit: mini overit confession: I used to be kinda intimidated by her (I knew she was dead) but she was antebellum HOOD
Luvvie: lmao!!! Not antebellum hood
Overit: like, would she have shot me??
VEG: lmao. She was like 'you ain't gonna stop so you can get caught and mess this up'. Harriet got you to freedom whether you were serious about it or not. She LEFT her two brothers who were late to show up at the meeting spot. They weren't about freedom. How you gone be late to the escape?
Luvvie: hahahaha Harriet: "Bitch, is u down for freedom or what??? cuz I aint got NO time to play these bald-headed shackled games w/ u. U in, or out? WassUp??"
VEG: Harriet: "I'm bout this freedom. What you bout?"
Luvvie: I imagine Harriet to be an antebellum madea
VEG: bwaaaah at antebellum madea
Luvvie: hahahaha!! not "I’m bout this freedom. what u bout?" dead

VEG: I try to imagine: would have left my brothers? Answer: yes. lol
Overit: LMBAO exactly! I have 4, so I know ONE of them would be left
Luvvie: lmao and u KNO Africans cant b on time
Overit: and id hope it was the youngest, mute ass ninja
Luvvie: underground railroad is sposed to be well-oiled machine. Negros gon have u late as hell. Massa woulda BEEN caught up to the plan effing w/ Africans
Overit: moody and don’t ever talk, then once a yr he wanna fill you in on what he been thinking the whole yr, poof! vamoose
VEG: of all times to be on time, this was most important. I think making sure you make your connection with the freedom train is critical.
Luvvie: LMAO!! Z!!
Overit: id take a nap to prepare for the long trip ahead
Luvvie: ur youngest bro don’t say jack??
VEG: LMAO @ Z
Overit: he is so WEIRD
Luvvie: well it means he can keep a secret. we can give HIM the code to spread to the others
Overit: then he comes up to me twice a yr tryin CONVERSATE
Luvvie: hahaha conversate
Overit: and everyone cuts their eyes @ me like "he done chose u to speak with, speak to him"
Luvvie: hahahahahaha as they shine a spotlight on u
VEG: Z, I think he'd make the freedom train. lol. Seems to me he'd be on time.
Luvvie: yup he aint gon b behind makin convos like the rest of the late coloreds
VEG: He won't be chit chatting, saying goodbye and ish
Luvvie: or tellin someone they aint shit cuz u kno we good for that
Overit: oh no, he would have been at the site, RET TO GO
VEG: Can't you see it? 'I'm heading north today and I wanted to let you know, before I go, I hate you azz'
Luvvie: hahahahahaha *dies* "let me take this opportunity to tell u that ur mama aint shit. goodbye. see u on the free side"
VEG: lmao I'd have done that
Overit: girl, so would I. "bitch, chicken george be thankin bout me when he out in the field with you"
Luvvie: i'da been late talkin shit bout what I was gon do up north
VEG: LMAO at Z
Luvvie: and how I was gon rock them "city folks gear" hahahahahahahahaha
VEG: when I gets free...
Luvvie: NOT chicken george!!!!
Overit: WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?
Luvvie: iCANNOT w/ us!!
VEG: Nothin. Araminta Ross is a she-ro. She deserves to be celebrated
Overit: I have long been intrigued by george and kizzy. ole kambe bolongo faces. LMBAO @ bell atlantics voice
Luvvie: bwahahahaha
Overit: that's what I call him btw
Luvvie: isweahfoVishnu I need to quit u
VEG: my older brother would be late to the freedom train cuz he'd be trying to get these damn kids together. I’d be like 'hurry up now. we got to move'
Luvvie: I’d be late cuz I’d b draggin my sack of rice I aint wanna leave to waste
VEG: LMAO To you I'd say "negrette. How u gone cook that rice? We can't start a fire. It'll attract the dogs! Drop that ish"
Overit: I’d be late cause Harriet and I were beat on the same day, I'm narcoleptic too. and I KNOW id get beat, I just got an attitude with a cop in dc. My girl was talking btwn her teeth like "iswearzifyouhaveusherelongerthanweshouldimanevaspeaktoyouagain"
Luvvie: lmao
Overit: I was like, get off my seat!

We are dumb and ridiculous! Then as if that wasn't foolish enough, VEG went and wrote a poem for our she-ro, Harriet. It went a lil something like this:


This is dedicated to Araminta Ross, aka Harriet Tubman, bka Lady Moses, i.e. The Original Antebellum Gangsta

Ms. Tubman you gave us free.
When we were too tired to keep it movin'.
Your revolver put life in our tired feet.

"Go on or die" you said
While you held the muzzle to our head.

You was 'bout dat freedom
And if a fool was late you'd leave 'em.

Leading mo fos through the bush,
On a trip that was so far.
Dodging dogs and massa
Following that north star.

Comin' back again and again
Risking yo own life
To bring others to that freedom light.

Leading armed revolts
Telling white suffragists where they could go.

Yous one badass bish.

Weezy, Jeezy, Dopey and Sneezy...
They ain't got nuthin on you, a real gangsta.

*DEAD*. iQuit ALL of us. We are RUDE. This is what happens when you don't go to bed on time.

JBSSFAOU (Guess that Jeebs be... reference)

Oh and since Harriet was bout that freedom, What U BOUT? Tell us!