House of IG

1. Thou shalt engage in debauchery and foolery in ALL circumstances and places (school, church, & classy functions included).

2. Thou shalt ROAST at all times, including, but not limited to: hair, clothing, feet, general fugliness, etc.

3. Thou shalt roast in all forms, including verbal, nonverbal, and written - preferably all at once.

4. Thou shalt burst out in song and dance in random places at random times.

5. Thou shalt say things that induce gut-wrenching laughter often, without even trying.

6. Thou shalt not try to be ignant, but find themselves unable to be Un-Ignant.

7. Thou shalt quote at least one of the following movies at least once a day (and twice on the Ignance Sabbath): The Color Purple, Anchorman, Coming to America, and What's Love Got to do With It.

8. Thou shalt find all non-ignant folks self-righteous and siddity.

9. Thou shalt cause random strangers to smile, laugh, or stare in amazement of the ignance…and want to be your friend.

10. Thou shalt use obscure words to heighten the Ignance, and ensure that it can only be understood by the educated Ignant elite.

11. Thou shalt perpetually refuse all offers of Common Sense.

12. Thou shalt make up new words and use it religiously as if its in Webster's Dictionary itself.

13. Thou shalt be so ignant that you transfer such character to whatever is around us, people and inanimate objects alike.

14. Thou shalt make other ignant people want to look at you and want to retire their ignance.

Created by Ignant Sawrahs Kindred & Luvvie, with an addition from Sawrah Simlin (#14)

IGNANT OATH: Let us read from the Book of Ignance; Chapter 4, Verse 33. And verily I say unto thee, let ignance reign, maintain, and therefore sustain. Amen.