1/27/2009

Wall to Wall IG

Posted by Luvvie |

***GUEST BLOGGERS WEEK***

We continue this week with a Roast that is actually the Wall-to-Wall of the Mistress of IG JOOK K to the... and her ignant Sagittarian counterpart. K is in the bold, and her friend is in regular font. Unfortunately, K hasn't gotten her life together yet and acquired a blog, despite the fact that the world needs her IG regularly. We gon work on her.

Either way, here is the foolishness. PREMIUM roast!!


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"Nigga wheres my compass?" Been awhile, lets kick off 2008
man if u dont get "correction fluid swingline stapler lovin ass"
"2 prong folder 5 star 1st gear trapper keeper using ass"
"Diet water, flavor of love below sea level 3 on mario brothers of the night drinking ass"
*slowly walks away* Muah

U ole el debarge rhythm of the night court face a$$
yo ole to be loved to be loved...OH what a feeling "coming to america" the beautiful face a$$
yo ole who's hooouse...run's hoooooouse of payne w/o madea, hamburger, no helper eating face a$$
yo ole can I get some sugar with a side of kool-aid bass-ackwards lodi dodi we like to party all the time w/eddie murphy brown's chicken face a$$
*moonwalks, spins, pauses on toes* HE HEEEEEE!


U still refuse to get ur.......
"Static.........it'll stop youuuuuuuuuuu and dat booty face ass"
"Unleash the puff the magic dragon face ass"
turn me up in the land line rotary phone dialing ass
conjunction junction confunkshun listening ass
"Hewlett Green Bay packers comp using and cheering for self
"does beat it dance as curtain drops"

how about you think about *aaaaawwwwwwwwww snap* before you come at me wit yo ole....
charlie and the chocolate factory featuring r. kelly rowland on a river ike turner cake eating face a$$
get yo mind playing tricks on me geto boyz in the hood figga gorilla zoe idolizing face a$$ outta here
yo ole rickyyyyyyyy "what you hit me for" doughboy...from pillsbury cinnamon roll baking in the easybake overn face a$$
yo ole DJ'ing for Playskool toys for tater tots face a$$
yo ole aayyyyyyyy yo b*tch...tired using technology so I'm gonna put a message in a bottle and send a morse code face a$$
Now go and take my order like the coffee shop
*chucks deuce as I do the dance routine to "Are You That Somebody"*


Man, if you don't get CHO big...*trying to think of something but can't* face a$$ outta here!

Man if u don't get ur "I aint got nothin to respond with so we'll call this a draw" face ass

Maaaaaaaaan...if you don't get CHO big "this is ludicrous" Mike Tyson earlobe feasting, don't want no holla back girl, but she can scream front, yell sideways face ass outta here.

From whitney young. Number 8. Shooting guard by way of Ida B. Wells housing complex and whose weight is tha same as her blood alcohol level. Getting her "hickory dickory docks fish and chips and dale rescue Walker texas blackstone ranger Kia Rio de janeiro pargo down by 3 no time on tha clock like clock work it lemme work it while putting my thang down flip it and reverse draw 2 wild card color blue baluga whale of a time on my hands since u been away boy im goin down face ass..........Kayyyyyyyy Deeeeeee *got me with that one*

Then let tha insults commence......since u r no longer a regular pilgrim....man if u don't get ur "aw naw hell naw he done stepped on my J's face ass"

Yo ole "do u have insurance on this car...it must be eagle man" face @ss!

With yo ole mount fuji film appreciation face ass

Man, if you don't get yo big gangbanging over bacon and eggs over easy like sunday morning face a$$

Man get ur subway eat fresh face ass

Yo ole red light district 250 public school dazed and confused, used and abused, snooze then you lose, nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone thugs n harmony that, together, ebony and ivory live in face ass!
*prhoceeds to "get silly"*


I had to do this: yo ole Boyz
II Men, ABC, BBD *mmmm hmmm* the East Coast family, Jazzy Phizzle, product-shizzle, my nizzle without a nozzle on your faucet face @ss.


Derek and antwone fisher price waterhouse on haunted hilltop of the world wide spider web face ass

See that son word is contagious. Tried to yo ole dwyane wade in tha water head ass

Yo couch, no TKO jelly...you ole spreading darkness, while rocking dark shades in the dark after which you whisper 107.5 WGCIIIIIII know you wanna leave me face a$$.

Yo ole Mookie Blaylock, "computer blue" play running face a$$

man if u dont get ur ole "Muhammad Ali Ali Oxen free face ass"

Yo ole, "they used to call me Crazy Joe, now they call me Batman", crankin it, with Robin Hood Prince of Thieves that are Sporty don't want no pigeon rapping" face a$$

Yo ole "Earth Wind & Fire in the Hole!!!!-la Hovito, thats what they sayin when i roll up wit my people magazine head ass

With yo ole "No no, my brother...you gotta get your own" Video Soul DVD watchin face a$$

And today in honor of the premier of “Notorious”
Well thank you for your concern...ole when the remy's in my system face auss.
man yo ole "50 inch screen momey green leather sofa, got 2 rides a limousine with a chaffeur" head auss

4 comments:

T said...

"2 prong folder 5 star 1st gear trapper keeper using ass"

"Yo ole "do u have insurance on this car...it must be eagle man" face @ss!"

Wait. Stop!!! This is too much for a Tuesday morning.

Hilarious!

The Pretty Brown Girl said...

I can't even pick out a favorite part! This roast had me turned upside down w/laughter! I can't!!

NaturallyAlise said...

man if u dont get ur ole "Muhammad Ali Ali Oxen free face ass...

I had already died a thousand deaths b4 that... What in the Idolator your soul is required in hell New Jack Township is y'all talmbout? lol....

S A V V Y F. Baybeh! said...

HAIL.YES.

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