Crownie is such a damn enabler, sending me these videos continually. He is like my Crack Dealer.
Luvvie: bwahahahahahahaha omg! cackles
Crownie: dead
iCANNOT. iWILLNOT
Luvvie: i think He callin me home after this. hahahahahahahahaha iShant.
Crownie: okay?!?!?
Luvvie: iRebuke it
Crownie: he said.... "no mo nuts of grapes"
Luvvie: hahahahahaha
Crownie: goes on to Glory
Luvvie: Flat. lined. no mo' chicken n mo' po'k chops. aint we talm bout breakfast???
Crownie: ;lsdf;lkjs;lgjfd RIGHT!
Luvvie: the hell is u eatin po' chops for breakfast for?
Crownie: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUGAR AND RIIIICEEEE LMAOOOOO
Luvvie: hahahahaha convulses
iCant w/ ur colored people. i just cannot!
Crownie: them is YO folks! don't you put that evil on me!
Luvvie: hell naw they not
Crownie: ionno if i can handle the video AND a roast.
Luvvie: hahahaha
Crownie: i WILL be meetin' jeebus tonight if that happens.
Luvvie: hahahaha and they actually REHEARSED this song and was like "YES. this is THA JOINT!"
Crownie: RIGHT. that poor woman in the RED... she is soooo insignificant. sooo irrelevant
Luvvie: why did i jus cackle loudly
Crownie: LMAOOOOOOOO lawd jesus WHY? this belongs on a local access channel
Luvvie: she look like she thinkin "this is some bullshit"
Crownie: not on somebody's NEWS. deadddd she prolly whooped his ASS once this aired
and she saw that she looked like a buffoon. just IGNANT
Luvvie: lady in red: "this is what i get for tryna pay sister o'dell back. public embarassment"
Crownie: ____________________________________
Luvvie: she is like "who gon head ursher section 43 now?my church career is in shambles! who gon get my white gloves?"
Crownie: -dead- who gon get passa his urange juice?!?!
Luvvie: and hand him his tricolor bible? i been doin it for 45 yrs and i aint neva had to do some shit like this
Crownie: who gon take off his jacket when him feels the ghost?!?!
Luvvie: who gon throw the cape over his shoulders?
Crownie: LAWWWDDD WHO GON' HOLD HIS MULE WHEN HE SHOUTS?!?!?
Luvvie: hahahahahahahaha an spritz his hair back with prostyl gel when he sweats? who???
Crownie: kjrlkjfljdsgkjlqkweflwekgjneklt ooooh lawwwddd
Luvvie: ahahahaha i am thru. do u hear me?? thru w/ ur negroids!
Crownie: tell yo cousin' and aunt bertha that im quitting youtube cuzza dem!
Luvvie: bwahahahaha it aint my fault that ur Great God Aunt Eunice got played
Crownie: LMMFAO
Luvvie: youtube is the gateway to hell
Crownie: ain't it?
Luvvie: isweahfo frankincense, gold and myrrh
Crownie: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL evil abounds.....the devil is BUSY.
Luvvie: the devil is a state of illinois social worker. SWAMPED w/ work
Crownie: LOLLLL
18 comments:
ONE OF DESE MOOOOOO'NINS.
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. i'm so weak right now. i can't even ...
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pain...laughing...can't breathe!
I just wet my pants ...
Well, only a little ... (lie)
you know he was EXTRA HYPE to rhyme pork chops and soda pop.
This is the HOTNESS!!! It ought to win a Dove Award for Best Usage of Food Analogies for the Resurrection!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
WAIT!!!!!! Hole up, hole up HOLE UP!!!!
Did you see how extra deep he got into singin at 4:28?? Just all kinda TESTIFYIN' goin on!!!!
LAWD HELP HIM!!!!!
This video is everything that's right - and wrong - with the internet.
That's all I have to say... No wait, I lied. WTF is light bread?
Beef stew? Cinnamon O's?! No, no, and no.
KindredSmile,
I'm "light bread".
(just don't go and ban my IP, ok?)
*DEAD* @ "Great God Aunt Eunice"!
I hate that I love the boffaya'll!
No mo' sugar n' rice!
Why does Stee Harvey's 4th cousin removed so pleased with himself at the end too? He's bouncing his head up and down and thinking "I just KILLT that song. IT wont need no mo' bre-fast" *died all over again*
It's OFFICIAL - Luvvie = LAME! I'll be sure to only read posts written by the actual WRITERS on this blog - Kindred, Libra and VEG (when she finally feels like it)
THANK YOU for CLEARLY showing who's writing the articles BEFORE anyone can waste any time reading them. That's the only thing I can thank you for, Lamey!
-Candace
wow Anon, you are quite dedicated to House of Ig!
LOL Alise, you got it wrong. Candace is dedicated to Luvvie, not House of Ig. Expect more commentary forthwith.
Candace, you pitiful, girl, just sad and sorry and jealous as hell... Do you blog? Give us the link girl, and let us see do you have room to talk......
iTried not to comment before I spoke--"Evening, all"--and bought cake, or whatever it is us Southerners 'posed to bring.
But.
BUT....
This nigga is eating suger, rice and stew for breakfast.
My homie should have been singing 'no mo suga pills, no mo docta bills, one uh deez moanins, breakfast gon get me killed'
I'm an official Stan now; y'all been warned! lol
Ok, I see now...
Now see, that up there ^^^ that wasn't even me who wrote that. I just decided take yall's advice and not read the back & forth posts when it's the day's "topic". So yeah, that up there is between yall and somebody else.
Wow so we have a Candace impostor. The plot thickens...
LMAO!!!! It hurts!!!! Oh it hurts....this was terrible.... that lady really did look like she was thinking "this is some bullsH&t"
Sidenote...As a southerner I do know some folk who eat pork chops for breakfast....
I.JUST.CAN'T!!!
I was reading old posts...I was not prepared!!! Ya'll ain't got NOGOODDOGGONESENSE!!!
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