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I've been changed, for the day I listened to this song, I KNOWED there was a GAWD! My homie, Crownie (McIGface), who is so foolish he needs a Sense Bailout, and I were on GChat and I sent him this video. This video had me in a severe bout of the CackleFits, which didn't stop for most of the day. Twas turrble and awesome at the same time.



Luvvie: *dead* "Drop Kick me Jesus through the Goalposts of life"
Crownie: ;lkdsjflgsmfvlaeskrmealskvesr (Crownie's hysterical laughter)
___________________________________________________________________________________ (Crownie flatlines)
Luvvie: i request that people wear white usher gloves to my funegro. i aint gon make it!!
Crownie: laaaaawddd he is SERIOUS in his plea!
Luvvie: hahahah iCant
Crownie: neither LEFT nor the RIGHT
Luvvie: iQuit white people and country music
Crownie: *shouts*. iQuit YOU for sending me thisssss. ooooh i cant
Luvvie: hahahahahaha iDied, got resurrected, and DIED again!
Crownie: ;liijlkjkhvhfgxfd
Luvvie: Drop Kick me Jesus!
Crownie: i'm in my apartment SCREAMING. drop kick me jesus through the goal posts of LIFE! yesss lawwdddd
Luvvie: hahahahahahaha
Crownie: end over end...bwahahahahaha
Luvvie: i just KEELED again!
Crownie: LAWD i saved it to my favorites.
Luvvie: OMG im CRYING still!
Crownie: stoooppppp i can't take it!
Luvvie: my stomach hurts. OMG im soooo thru w/ homo sapiens. THROUGH! do u hear me??
Crownie: i just grew 3 new abs. God works in mysterious ways
Luvvie: bwahahahahaha. iQuit u. pack ur shit and GO
Crownie: where's my inhaler?????
Luvvie: u best find it b4 Jesus drop kicks u in the lungs
Crownie: LAESLDKJFGLKSDJFG *DEAAAADDDDD*
Luvvie: hahahahaha
Crownie: two quits in one day....you are gone from me now....be blessed...
Luvvie: nooooooooooooooo
Crownie: lmao.
Luvvie: *holds on to crownie's ankles*
u cant leave me! u cant LEAVE ME!!! do u hear me???? U aint goin NOWHERE!
Crownie: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Luvvie: bwahaha aw man Jesus just drop kicked my ability to act right
Luvvie: *guffaws* why is this song stuck in my head??
Crownie: LMAO i thought i was the only one. i just texted my mama "drop kick me jesussssss". she said ... WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD?!?!
Luvvie: hahahahahahaha yessss

5 hrs later

Luvvie: Bwahahahahaha
Crownie: lmaoooooooooo
Luvvie: Thru the goalposts of life
Crownie: yes lawd. not to the left. nor the right
Luvvie: Hahahhahahah
Crownie: RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE, JESUS. direct me lawwwdddd
Luvvie: But thru them yellow bars of the world!
Crownie: YESSSSSS! *shouts off good square toed church shoes*. stacy adams
Luvvie: Hahahahhahahahahahahaha
*throws down church fedora and stilettos*
Crownie: lijaskjlfkadsjkkjnjugvgv I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT AND WILL NOT
Luvvie: Hahahaha
Crownie: i believe it's just best if i quit you not before you say something that bursts my laughbox. now****
completely wide open. just tear it to pieces.
Luvvie: Hahahaha U done quit me thrice 2day. Thrice!

Crownie: omg omg omg omg omg you HAVE TO GET ON YOUR COMPUTER. ASAP ASAP
Luvvie: Lol oh nooo. Whatcha find?
Crownie: OOOOOOOOOH lawwdddd. i found somebody performing it. jeeeeeeeesus it's a lil ole country family!
Luvvie: Hahahahahahaha Oh nooooo
Luvvie: The shit is hilarious. That song changed my life
Crownie: oohwhee jesus wept. lmao he sayssss "i got the will if YOU GOT THE TOOEEEE"
yess laawddd. my jesus is a PUNTER. praise GAWD'T!
Luvvie: Bwahahahahaahah Not a punter
Crownie: when jesus kicks me i want the LAWD to say.. "IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!"
Luvvie: IQuit u. pack ur shit!
Crownie: THIS IS IKE AND TINA....we got 5455645 days between here and a good nights right. you tryna leave me anna mae?!
Luvvie: yes i am!
Crownie: rest****
Luvvie: talm bout "My Jesus is a punter"

*watches 2nd drop kick me Rendition featuring White Church Choir* *dies again*

Crownie: a;lksjdlkfldkjsw
Luvvie: in honor of the superbowl??
Crownie: i died ... rose 3 seconds later only to DIE again. i want black and gold balloons @ my funegro
Luvvie: i would like my epitaph to say "she came, she tried to live a good life, but promptly died after she was drop kicked by Jesus after watchin this video
Crownie: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LMAOOOO
Luvvie: omg this day has been AWESOME. jus b/c of drop kick me Jesus