Do y'all remember "Scarlet's Tumble" and its roast betwixt Kindred and I? Wells, methinks Miss Honay may just replace that video as my fave EVER! I first saw it when eSis PBG put it on her blog, and on THAT day, my life changed for the better. Wells, LibraSong et moi watched it and DAHD together. Our conversation about it is below.
Luvvie: First of all, the white-green lipstick is jarring
LibraSong: wait - why does it come on with a growl at the very beginning?
Luvvie: I kno right? And I think thing 1 and thing 2 in the back almost steal the show. Their hardcore “choreography” is off the chain
LibraSong: don'tchuhearmecalliiiiingu?
Luvvie: and somethin tells me thing 1 (dude in the red) is the one who choreographed
LibraSong: and them neon fishing vests ain't catchin' NO fish!
Luvvie: he looks too proud like "Yes. Hit it. Give them life. Work!"
Luvvie: Hahahahaha them some cross color exclusives. lookin like some traffic management fools
LibraSong: honestly, ol' SHIM reminds me of Chris tucker from "the fifth element"
Luvvie: bwahahaha he/she/it got me perplexed. The cut out spandex outfit? w/ jus the right amount of shoulder? Killing!
LibraSong: looks like a couture design from the set of poltergeist
Luvvie: Looking like a hood wicked witch of the west. I’m expecting he/she/shim to start melting at any time
LibraSong: Who are these audience members???? And why is the host UBER creepy?
Luvvie: the host is probably thinking "damn. so much for a journalism career”
Luvvie: Miss Honey’s makeup contoured nose really has me done
LibraSong: don'tchuhearmecalliiiiingu?
Luvvie: Miss Honey heard you calling, but the bitch ran when she saw you and ur posse of dancing queens
LibraSong: LOL! Comin' down the street with lil bitty ass sways and lite brite game hunting vests
Luvvie: Them children of the corn in the back REALLY have me done
LibraSong: they have been debating ever since whether or not to go back
Luvvie: I watch it AT LEAST once a day to bring my spirits up
LibraSong: it is recorded comedy from every angle
Luvvie: EVERY. and what year was that shot? I bet u it first appeared on channel 19, the public access channel
LibraSong: oooh! that’s a damn good question! yopp!
Luvvie: they let you have it to show anythin for a measly $35 an hour or so
"here I am I’m feeling FFFIIIEEERRRCCCEEE" bwahahahahaha
LibraSong: yopp you right!!! note my fifth grade 'hood use of YOPP
Luvvie: I dig yoppp. we must bring it back in our everyday lexicon
Luvvie: "Where's the bitch she got some nerve" bwahahaha
LibraSong: LMAO!!!!! and "thebitchknewthatidbeback!!!" = iDied
Luvvie: "the bitch knew that I’d be back" always got me DYING!
Luvvie: ROTF @ the end where they juke
LibraSong: LMAO when they break it down?!?!?
Luvvie: thing 1 and thing 2 are doing it. DO U HEAR ME?
LibraSong: and then they start smiling and giggling and the what not?!
Luvvie: lmao @ thing 2's dip and shimmy. yeah 3:11 - 3:24 r jus bout the best 13 secs EVER
Luvvie: lol When they made that juke sandwich...THAT is when I ordered my tombstone. epitaph: she came (to youtube), she saw (these fools), she conquered (her fear of death)
LibraSong: yeah, yeah - pretty murrrch
Luvvie: I think I wanna make it my ringtone so when folks call, I’d hear "dont chu hear me calling u, miss honay?
Luvvie: I don watched it like 4 times in a row and I’m CRYING
LibraSong: when IT whispers "miss honey"?!
Luvvie: and when SHIM starts whispering "miss honey..." all lustfully and whatnot, I jus bout passed out. And the cheese that followed the whisper w/ the head/wig shake?? iCant. LMAO!!
LibraSong: and then whips ITs head side to side like a bizarro world marge simpson???
Luvvie: hahahaha YESSSS Marge indeed. Her beehive is "hairspray" proper. tracy turnblad is somewhere JEALOUS
LibraSong: she is upSET, do u hear me??
Luvvie: lmao. unlike miss honey, yes I do
LibraSong: don't u hear me TELLING u? don't u hear me TELLING u?!
Luvvie: I been singin to my niece "dontchu hear me callin u, miss kami???” (she’s 10 months, btw). She’s just as amused as I am by the whole thing
LibraSong: LMAO!!!!! Leave that baby alone!
Luvvie: this video is MY LIFE. it changed me the day I saw it. SERIOUSLY made my lifespace better
LibraSong: LMAO it attacked my corneas
Luvvie: lmao. But really. How did the audience in there stay on their chairs?
No one fell on the floor in laughter?? I call bullshit. I’da been hysterical in that studio
LibraSong: right! Like, inconsolable, let somebody take me into the hall, catch my breath and wipe my eyes hysterical
Luvvie: hahahaha I'da been "steal away to Jesus" hysterical. They’d have to get the church fan to cool me off
LibraSong: and the whole ursher board!
Luvvie: YESSS!! White gloves REST to go. *Sigh* awesome
LibraSong: sidebar: why do ushers wear white gloves? I mean, ALL of them? Is there a universal magician's ministry I’m unfamiliar with??
Luvvie: maybe the ushers r direct descendants of mimes. But why white gloves though? Maybe it stands for purity? Sister O'Dell knows she done had 5 husbands. Aint nuthin pure bout her or Ophelia Jenkins, the assistant head usher
LibraSong: and O’Dell’s weddin' dates don't add up neitha...and Jenkins? I could tell u some things about that Jenkins that would have u turning to the books of Peter, Paul, AND Mary!!!
Luvvie: U forgot Matthew, Mark, Luke & John, We must get to the bottom of the white gloves
LibraSong: indeed we must! END sidebar
Luvvie: lol so yes. That is indeed the greatest 3 minutes of public access TV ever filmed. I dare someone to disagree
*drops mic*
*dramatic exit*
Maly is PISSED
15 hours ago
7 comments:
Ya'll got me DEATHBED SICK readin' this here commentary!!
The sidebar got me on life support!
I love Miss Honay & y'alls conversation had me DYING!
Luvvie said: "I think I wanna make it my ringtone so when folks call, I’d hear "dont chu hear me calling u, miss honay?"
I did that and I could never answer my phone without laughing hysterically!
"and then whips ITs head side to side like a bizarro world marge simpson???"
*DEAD*
HAHAHA!!!! @ thing 2's dip and shimmy. yeah 3:11 - 3:24 r jus bout the best 13 secs EVER
I was having stomach convulsions!! It jus ain't right how funny this IS!! "don't u hear me TELLING u?".....bwahahaha Ms. Honayyyyyy!! lookin like she got caught in a Compton drive by....yet still made it to the studio to GIVE LIFE!! WORK!
A few thoughts if I may:
His/hers package is attempting to make an exit every time she/he attempts to pop lock and drop it.
No one commented on him/she's teeth. I'm not sure if its the green lip gloss (that I am sure Foxy Brown has called every BSS looking for) but they make her/he's teeth look doodoo brown.
I've been looking for ways to add 90's slang back into my vocabulary. Yup is taking a seat next to "The Bomb" for things that I must say. I'm working No Diggity out right now.
This is hilarious!! I am sitting here crying at my desk b/c I can't LOL!! I have to work late today, and ya'll have really made my day. I think I'm going to watch this every hour until I leave the plantation to help me make through.
You late! Miss Honay has been my bitch since last year! I used to watch it obsessively each and every day, lol! Love the commentary. RIP Moi Renee!
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