Stumbled upon this gem on a website called Rad Dudes, and I had to post it here. It's made my morning.
Just in case you can't read what the caption on the picture says: "Because one is enough. when its you. Show where you're headed in the ultimate fashion climax. Fits so tight it shows all you've got... you're a walking turn-on. And treats your body as well as she does. Easy on. easy off. quick as a flick of her tongue. sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind... she'll eat you alive in it. The Big Zip is 50% polyester / 50% cotton. Long-sleeved in rust, blue, or black. Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel. Are you man enough to fill it?"
iCant. That sounds like the caption I would have written for this thing. Except they were actually SERIOUS!
This dude is rocking a bellbottom onesie and FEELING himself. I will admit though, he is giving me LIFE! All that fierce is oozing from the pic. You can TELL he is just thinking "Yes, I know you see me. I'm sexy aint I? You don't even have to say it. You SEE me."
As if that wasn't the best. Then I read the caption and pretty much fell out my chair in HYSTERICS! The old, present, and future me is dead and GONE!
Let's do point by point of the foolishness.
"Ultimate Fashion Climax" - So pretty much, when you see this overgrown man in his denim onesie, you may just need to change your undies because you came TWICE. THAT is how awesome this outfit is. And I'm PRETTY sure I'm going to refer to myself as a "walking turn-on" AT LEAST 5 times today. Just because.
"Sexy Cool Crinkle Cloth" - Why am I thinking about taffeta at this description? Next time someone asks me what I'm rocking, I'mo tell them some "sexy COOOL crinkle fabric". Shonuff
"Long-sleeved in rust" - HUH? You mean to tell me where's a shiny version of this? I imagine whoever puts that on would look like a human penny. This visual is fantastic and by fantastic, I mean, scary and hilarious.
There's so much more foolishness in this whole thing, including all them pockets on the jumpsuit. But I will say this. It made my day. And yes, my day is early, but I doubt that there could be something that could top this. *Sigh* the 70s wasn't sh*t. I'da loved be alive during that time.
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13 comments:
yo.... his jumpsuit is making me all randy... i'm calling my man. i think we will be meeting at the ritz carlton for lunch. and when he asks what brought it on, i will show him the pic.
dude is just ooozing sex from the page. i can't contain myself. its like "Sex Panther Cologne"
"60% of the time...this outfit works...EVERYTIME!"
I may not be a weatherman but I think it's raining sex appeal!
BBMo: 2 pts for the use of randy.
I just want to know why he's wearing a choker, a bracelet, a watch, and 2 large rings.
And he's propped up on a wooden pole...where did they shoot this?
I like that they have both short sleeve and long sleeved options - for when you wanna treat some ladies to the Gun Show but still want the comfort of wearing the Big Zip.
One more thing: can you picture a dude putting this on? Like, does he run and jump into it? Does he lay down (by the fireside) and then zip it up? I have so many questions, and not nearly enough answers.
Well, apparently he is man enough to slick himself down and fit into that onesie.
But really though. Why hasnt Will Ferrell played a character that rocks this kinda onesie before? Wait... he has. Ricky Bobby!!!
Well, we know this guy wakes up and pisses excellence.
@ Kindred... he lays down on a bear skin rug by the fireplace and zips this puppy up. With one knee in the air. But not all the way up. The ladies need a sexy glimpse of chest follicles.
I want one in black.
I DO NOT remenber giving permission for use of my Registered/Trademarked personal image!
If this site does not remove this, issue a formal "I Sorry", I'm gonna have to go Heffa on someone, with my Legal Boys.
PS.(Hushed voice) "Hey, Luvvie, I didn't leave THAT thing at your place did I? Is that where you got my "One-Easy-Piece", after the party?"
I'm no coroner but my cause of death is sexy-iac arrest.... and I'm no jury of your peers but he is guilty of Voluntary Sexycide.... rawr!
Well go' head Luvvie. Just for this excellent post, I'm gonna buy you one in short-sleeved Camel. You're welcome.
Litey- I knew you were fine for a white boy! But dayum boo, you got it like THAT??
Luvvie- why you keepin' Lite Bread all to yaself?
iDied! But the bad thing is, there is a family pic from when I was like 5 or 6 with my doggone DAD rockin' a very similar ensemble...
yeah, he went there!
Amymay called me “Fly”, “Fly” I tell ya!
Just like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-E1qTVJgE
Watch it. It might even make the House of IG.
I like your blog.I'm waiting for your new posts.
HELLOOOOOOOOOO? Anybody home? No foolishness has been posted in almost a month and I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with the recession. (You know everything is the recession's fault now). Quit playin' and bless us with some IG.
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