House of IG

So the ePosse was doing one of our daily Gmail threads of IG and BBMo sent this one, which started a string of poems to go with them. It's Prom Season, and hoodrats everywhere rejoice in their outfits.

ZeeBaby (aka Overit aka Shri Fry Rye)

Yo, why is her life as hard as it gets
Why is her prom dress designed to keep the heffa in debt
And why them dudes gotta match just cause they're part of her set
And why they all never in class but they party to death
Yea, and why they gon give you life for a murder
cause you kilt my eyes and you look like a burger, it's goin down
Why they sellin' yo mans CD's for under a dime
If it's all love daddy why you come wit your nine...KIDS
Why your waistline look like that cake
Why is a brother up North reppin Jordan more than Jordan
Why
iHate them.

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Aif Wonder

Quiet as its kept, and not for nothin
There's more to life than coming to prom, looking like a muffin
The internets is real, all it takes is one minute
For me to see your pic, then have to run to the clinic
My corneas is dirty from lookin atcha face
I'm comin for YOUR corneas with a spray of mace
You got your fake money out, frontin like a pro
But how you gon' explain that picture to your damn P.O.?
All I wanna know is your SAT score
Instead you got that tutu on, lookin like a slore
Leave your kid at home, why don't you stay at home too
And don't leave yo' domicile till you have a clue

And iQuit

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Luvvie

This is why my Black Card I reneged
All b/c of these lil urban nigs
Wearing tattered ribbons they call dresses
While rocking their fave polyurethane tresses
My 6th sense is offended
My 3rd eye went blind
Cataracts I contracted
They don lost they good mind

From viewing this monstrosity I'm officially upset
Opening this email I can't help but regret
I weep for our kids
They aint gon be sh*t
Can I stab their parentals
In their saggy pancake tits?

This is what I wonder
as I view these pics I ponder
This just cant be life
My people are so trife

*bows*

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NaturallyAlise

Lacefronts, hoodrattery, and tackiness, OH MY!
I look at the pics and think "Why Must I Cry"
Reh Dog's chilluns at the prom cutting the fool
And they mama's let them walk out like that mess is cool
ICant iQuit iShant like they did their pride
And now it's funegro time, cuz iDied

*crowd snaps and shit*

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PBG

Horrendous Hairhats & Colored contacts
Grills on teef & Fat hangin offa adolescent backs
Dresses are final projects from
Mrs. Monroe's sewing class
They only got a "D", but shoulda got
A swift kick in the ass!

As a people we ain't doin' well
Black folks runnin' outta time
Cuz this shit right here is
The best they got to represent
Prom season Oh-Nine!