I sweafoGAWD the folks on Twitter ain't got NO types of sense or sensibilities. Last night, I decided to Tweet my random thought about everyone's favorite Lil Wayne protege, Drake. Little did I know that I was gonna induce epic roast from folks.
@LuvvieIG: Am I the only one who thinks Drake's face looks melted? I just think of candle wax & Droopy the cartoon dog. Drake needs his face tightened. He looks like Cletus the Slack-faced Yokel.
@karriedaway: he look myopic like a mugg all abt the face. i still love me some aubrey graham tho.
@nakiasmile: he looks like one of those sad puppy drawings
@LuvvieIG: Am I the only one who thinks Drake's face looks melted? I just think of candle wax & Droopy the cartoon dog. Drake needs his face tightened. He looks like Cletus the Slack-faced Yokel.
@karriedaway: he look myopic like a mugg all abt the face. i still love me some aubrey graham tho.
@nakiasmile: he looks like one of those sad puppy drawings
@JordanXavier: NOOOOO! Drake is NOT sexy. He looks like a yellow stay puff marshmellow man.....@babypuss yess I think he got a face of a hard working tired 50t year old man...smh
@JordanXavier: sumn from Ghostbuster with a side of Slimer w/ a smidge of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle...
@babypuss: he looks like a piece of butter left out on the counter too long.....melted ass mess def not attractive n he cnt dress
@MsFaustin: He looks like Frankenstein with Downs Syndrome...idk bout u but that does NOT turn me on!
@naturallyalise: Drake looks like an unwrinkled SharPei puppy..
@LuvvieIG: Drake do look like the sleeve of a shirt though. The unironed kind.
@JordanXavier: don't he look like a Picasso? From far it looks good but when u get close... Gag me. *pukes* LOL!
@1uppitynegress: Drake looks like his jaws are running from his forehead. I mean like that downward slope his cheeks are on is def frightening!
@JordanXavier: Drake looks like a cross breed between a ripe banana, chimpanzee and 2nd cousin removed from a Toxic cruisader.....
iHATE everyone!!! And by hate, I mean LOVE dearly. I was CRYING laughing. I opened Pandora's box and they roasted Hope to pieces! *dead and gone to a better place*
Luvvie
14 comments:
this, right here, did it for me:
@naturallyalise: Drake looks like an unwrinkled SharPei puppy..
game.over
(and hello *waving*, 1st time poster, long time lurker)
This right here is all I see when I think of Drake:
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c558f53ef011570bfbea9970b-500wi
Thank you and good night.
LMAOL! I didn't think we needed a memo on him not being cute. LOL
He's definitely that boyfriend you text and call more than you actually hang out with...or only go out on dates with him waaaay after sundown. For your own personal enjoyment: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bvnewswire.com/media/2009/05/jimmy-brooks-drake-450a052909.jpg a Picture of pre-puberty and trapped in awkward stage Drake/Jimmy from Degrassi. There's a marathon going on every morning until 3pm if you happen to catch a scene to die laughing at him...I tend to do in my spare time...
RB - Bwhahahha look at them curls, Lord!
Wait, I lied. I have more to say about Drake, specifically the song "Best I Ever Had". When I first heard it, I thought it was a tribute to the one and only Eli Porter.
But it's not. It's really, really not.
So Drake is useless to me.
Am I the only one who thought this? C'mon it can't just be me, it just can't.
KindredSmile,
Errrr, I ain't never had a "Best I Ever Had". So, No Comment.
(I also would guess I ain't ever BEEN the "Best I Ever Had". But that's another story ...)
About "Drake". It's great when ya get old enough to go "WHO?!", 'cause he isn't burning off any of "My Preccccious" (5 points if ya get it) brain cells.
And KindredSmile ... It is ALL you ...Always has been...
we aint about shit
Hey Andrea! Glad to have you deLurk. Come by here mo' often!
Kindred - LMAO!!!! You tryna ruin me. I sweahfoGawd!
Chi Chi - We do need a memo. Grown women r swooning all over the place or this boy.
RB - HA! The awkward teenage phase. I think he looked better then than now. And thats terrible.
Litey - I'm young and still aint ever heard any of Drake's songs. Does that make u feel better?
Karrie - We really not bout nothing. LOL
LOL! Some of these slayed me deaf...wrinkled sharpey?? Hahahaha! I am mad I see my stuff everywhere.... Go head wit it.
-JordanXavier
"Drake looks like his jaws are running from his forehead. I mean like that downward slope his cheeks are on is def frightening!"
*dies with will and testament in right hand, pen in left hand*
I can't lie, I saw a pic of Drake (I think it was a cover for one of his mixtapes) a few months ago, before everyone was doing chin-ups on his nuts and I thought he was so fine! Not anymore...I'm actually tired of hearing him and dread turning on the radio.
LMAO!!! Frankenstein with down syndrome? The sleeve of a shirt? Like his jaws are running from his face. WHEW, that's funny!!!
I still think he's cute though. LOL!
why is this the funniest roast i've read about someone....EVER?!!?! i'm in love with this blog, lol
Wow funny thing I was lookin up pictures of drake under sexy drake & this link pops up...wth is wrong with you people?! Drake is fuckin sexy as hell!!<33 one of the sexiest guys on earth<33-Tulyyy
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