I come before y'all today with sadness in my heart. My soulshack is HEAVY!
LibraSong, King IG, is moving to New York City. Leaving us in Chicago to go spread his seeds of IG in another geography. I's losing him to the city that never sleeps. The city of ornery cab drivers. The city of subways with NO reception. The city where happiness goes to die and dresses in all black.
Yeah. So what that he's going to pursue his dream of being a star-ruh on Broadway? So what that he's doing what he was DESTINED to do? So what that he gon make it so big and shine so bright that Stevie Wonders would be bothered by the rays???
HMPH! Why does he have to goooooooo???
iPout
iPout*wall slide*
Singing slowly & doing hand clap...
You and me, us never part (maki dada)
Ain't no ocean, ain't no see (maki dada)
Can keep my LibraSong away from me (maki dada)
*Wall slide*
*crumples to floor*
*beats fists on floor*
I's gon miss him cuz LibraSong is just like honey and I's just like a bee!
Luvvie
P.S. He started a blog called New York AMDA Bound. Y'all go say hey to him.
P.P.S. Don't thank cause you leaving, you off the hook. You best make your presence made on this here BLAWG of IG, lest you wanst me to come to EnWhyCee and roundhouse kick you in the shin. You'ont want N'AN! I still expect POSTS from you.
P.P.P.S. But really though, I'm SO proud of my dear friend. I know he's destined for nothing but greatness. Take NYC by storm! Love you like Beyonce loves her hairhats and spandex!
9 comments:
Aaaawwww!! This is sweet and funny at the same time. lol
He'll make it big, I'm sure.
Libra knows I have separation anxiety, so I don't know why he would do this to my lifespace. He's already the star of my heart; need he shine anywhere else?
Oh, and also? Your pouting portrait is way too big for my comp screen. If I scroll up and down real fast, it looks like a wall slide LMAO.
LibraSong,
Sometimes in life, I really do lament that time and circumstance doesn’t allow me to get to know, appreciate and love (symbolic there; no Bro-mance in me) people that I wish I could include. Ahhh, that I am but mortal and of limited space-time!
I wish you all the BEST. From myHeart.
And, while I rarely give advise, one piece here. Don’t judge your “success” on preconceived idea’s of “Success”. Ya all know the phrase ‘Life is a Journey’; well, it IS. It will be the people you meet, the challenges that you overcome , the things you learn and the new ‘places’ in life all this will take you, that’s what it’s all about. Soak up every moment! Those will be the things that will mean something when ya get old like me, lol.
And … and … I thinks NY also has Internet network connections, huh? So, you’re not off the hook for some IG “Libra’s in the House” posts!
Keep us abreast of Fun & Foolery in NY!
PS. KindredSmile: We like all related an’ ish on the single-parent thingy, but … but … Why you keep diss-re-spectin’ Luvvie? Her High Awesomelynessis (aka Fab Luvvie) can NEVER BE TOO BIG (even IF it is a 7.5 hour, 100 page download. Obsessions are Ruff!).
Ya makin’ my hands twich an’ all …
LMAO, LiteBread! iHate because iLove. Me and Luvvie go back like overalls and BoomX jackets. We talk every. single. day. so our decade-long bond in IG is strong (see: my Hatin @ss cameo in her blog post today).
Also? I'm campaignin to steal you away from her and have a Brady Bunch style fam of Lite Bread, Wheat Breads, Pound Cakes, and Pitas!
KindredSmile,
OH NO! Like Blaque sang in “Boom like an' 808” “There you gone and done it”!
When girls start fightin' over some no-goot male, it all goes downhill SO quick
Ya KNOW what happens when a chocolaty-chocolate complexed (and utterly beautiful) girl, a sweet “lite-skinnt/good hair” Chocolate Lite and a LITEBOY get in a Love Triangle?!!!! Som-bod-e gonna die. Whiteboy's ya best bet for takin' it in the Eye!
Ya keep this up an' they'll find me floatin', facedown, in the Auburn Park Pond. I'll “finish” on page 76, Section E, of the Chicago Tribune, in small print: “Id-jet Lite Bread found upside down. In the pond. Apparent cause of death – blunt-force trauma by Stilleto High-Heel shoes, 2 different pairs (ie, stomp ta death). Police report on crime “What? Like we care we found a dead person here?”
Have Mercy on ma Soul!
Dontchu mind, Kindred. She a homewrecka! HMPH.
Kindred... it does indeed look like a *wall slike*
*smh* @Litey... gots ya hands full nah, donchu??
LibraSong...what Luvvie said, awww... but please, oh please, don't take your ig away! I implore you to keep your presence felt here... Somebody gotta keep Luvvie outta trouble.
amymay?!
I think I done messed with somethin' to big fer me. I scar't now.
I'm gonna be "DEADwreaka" befor it's all done ...
OK.
I.
NEEDS.
ME.
SOME.
HELP!!!
I just ‘cut-an-pasted’ Her High Awesomelynessis’ avatar in that “O-so-Sexy” pout look.
It is now the background on my office desk computer. I stare’s at it.
Is THIS how it all starts? The slide down … down …into … into …
The internal clutches of neurotic “Luvvie Love”?
I needs me an Intervention … like quick …
(before HR see’s this)
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