Twenty-five yurrs to the day. This highest-of-ALL-yellow IGs has finally reached a quarter of a century mark. We know'd her by her full gov'mint name (which she won't post nowhere on these here internets) but you all know her by none other than KINDREDSMILE!!!
Now I (LibraSong) usually calls my friends on their b'days (<-- that was for all you Beyonce Stans that camp outside my apartment...feel free to leave for the day now...) and leave a very poignant rendition of "Happy Birthday" on their voicemail. But since I don't know how to do that online, I have resolved to issue one limited-time only birf'day haiku entitled "Yella."
*puts on beret*
High yella skin's day
Twenty-five years of Ig'nance
Looks like a DeBarge.
*snaps all around*
Happy Birf'day, Boo!
LibraSong
Now, it is MY turn to bless the birfday girl with my brand of IG. I dedicate this limerick & mini rap to her lifespace:
There once was a girl named Kindred
Whose level of IG was at Five Hundred
She turned twenty five
So glad she's alive
Cuz she's doper than strawberries & bread
We've been friends for years eleven
Since Kswisses we rocked often
Now we're fiercer than Tyra's lacefronts
But definitely not as fraudulent
Partner in crime in all things IG
I wish you happy birthday, we're gonna do it BIG!!!
YEAAAAHHH BOOOI!!!!
Heart ya like I heart Crépes!!! HAPPIEST of BIRTHDAYS!!! Your martinis and cake are forthcoming.
Luvvie
LibraSong
Now, it is MY turn to bless the birfday girl with my brand of IG. I dedicate this limerick & mini rap to her lifespace:
There once was a girl named Kindred
Whose level of IG was at Five Hundred
She turned twenty five
So glad she's alive
Cuz she's doper than strawberries & bread
We've been friends for years eleven
Since Kswisses we rocked often
Now we're fiercer than Tyra's lacefronts
But definitely not as fraudulent
Partner in crime in all things IG
I wish you happy birthday, we're gonna do it BIG!!!
YEAAAAHHH BOOOI!!!!
Heart ya like I heart Crépes!!! HAPPIEST of BIRTHDAYS!!! Your martinis and cake are forthcoming.
Luvvie
8 comments:
Awwww y'all shouldn't have...really, LMAO.
Wait til I tan this summah - them yella jokes are OVAH!
Negra PLEASE! You gt a tan and I switch to wheatbread jokes. Tain't like you gon get dark or nothing. You prolly jus gon turn a nice shade of light sienna. STOP IT
o_0
If you tan, you'll probably get as dark as "mother of pearl."
lmfao. Yall sound like me and my girl tradin hi hellow jokes. Its okay Kindred at least u dont blend in with the walls. Happy bday!
You KNOW I take offense to yella jokes...
HAPPY B-DAY KINDRED!
WOOOO HOOOOO
Happy Birthday, Kindred! I pray you have a joy filled, blessed year!
Ay, back up off the light-skinned folk. Don't hate cuz we glow in the dark. lol Librasong know he's ignant with that haiku.
Happy Birthday, KindredSmile. Like I tell everyone that turned 25: Bye bye under 25 rental fees; Hello lower auto insurance rates!
Hey there, Do you do the Red Pump Project blog as well as this one? I have been tryin to post a comment there with out luck! Is it okay with you if we post a link on our blog? Check it out & let me know!
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