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#FabsTeeth looks like his toothpaste has iron chips in it

Yo #FabsTeeth, I'm happy for u and I'mo let u finish but the sword of Excalibur was the sharpest weapon of ALL time #KanyeShrug

Being bit with #FabsTeeth is considered assault w/ a deadly weapon in 15 states. #TrueStory

#FabsTeeth wakes up & pisses gingivitis, plaque and pleas for braces

#Fabsteeth waded in the water w/ Harriet. It was bout that freedom (from @myfabolouslife's mouf).

Let me quit clowning #FabsTeeth 'fo it haunts my hopes & dreams. Or chews on my fave pairs of shoes.

#FabsTeeth is a trending topic cuz it took a bite outta Twitter, instead of crime #TrueStory

We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on #FabsTeeth *puts fist up*

Of course they are. They're sharper than steak knives RT @myfabolouslife #fabsteeth prints are on ur girl's nipple!

#FabsTeeth have a big ego. They're too big. Too wide. Too sharp. They won't fit.

I had a dream that one day, #FabsTeeth got braces so they'll stop scaring lil children & old people. Hell, regular adults.

Same thing #FabsTeeth said RT @Miss_KToYou I Just Wanna Be..I Just Wanna Be Successssfullll!

@myfabolouslife said "U love my smile no matter how chipped my tooth is." Me: "The devil IS A LAH!" #fabsteeth

#Fabsteeth: All my life I've had to fight. I've had to fight my gums, I've had to fight my tongue. A mouf aint safe w/ me in it

Then one of Fabolous' stans (yeah what? They still make y'all? In '09?) decided she wanted to defend his honor and call me a bitch. So I polled my Twitter followers and asked them if I should go IN on her and hurt her feelings or let it go. I was feeling petty last night. Well, about 30 of my followers replied with "GO IN!" And I listened to their instigating asses (LOVE YALL) and did. This is what happened.

Fab Stan ROAST
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So w/ a smile on my face cuz it really doesnt faze me, I shall have to dedicate a coupla my tweets to Fabolous #1 and ONLY stan

Dear Fab stan, BITCH deez! w/ yo wack ass. iRoast. iRant. Tis what I do. Get off his nuts. He STILL dont want u. Miss ME w/ that.

iHate when folks wanna call u "bitch" behind the veil of Twitter. I'm aint no keyboard thug. I'm just a serial roaster. iRoast celebs mostly

If u'll call me a bitch for roasting a celeb who doesnt KNOW U, please press Ctrl, Alt, Del & log off life. U're a belligerent dummy

If u call me a bitch for roasting a celeb who's teef look like a steak knife, press ESC on ur soul & retire to Dereon Hell.

If u wanna come @ me for saying something bout a celeb who wouldnt piss on u 2 put u out, reset ur lifespace & TRY AGAIN

U wanna insult me on Twitta for some celeb who aint been relevant since Y2K, then shut down ur personal hard drive & reboot.

AND if u gon come @ me on Twitter, please make sure ur hairhat aint crooked & the texture of iron wool. MISS ME W/ THAT SHIT!

If u gon TRY to go in on me for saying #FabsTeeth look like a samurai sword, u need a dropkick to the shins

THIS concludes my roast of Fabolous' #1 and ONLY stan, who decided to call me a bitch. I'm feeling petty 2nite so I had to go IN. *curtsies*

I'm a jerk. I gotta repent EXTRA hard today. And maybe go on a fast. I'm SO rude! iQuit myself.

@InfinityP said #fabsteeth look like this: [_][__/ __][_]. Bury me in a lace onesie & formal gloves w/ chanclattas. I. AM. DEAD.

Edit: iHeard that iHeard #FabsTeeth got that way when he tried to balance a Basketball on his head to impress a girl. But I ain;t the one to gossip so you ain't heard that from me. #KanyeShrug