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Stumbled upon this gem on a website called Rad Dudes, and I had to post it here. It's made my morning.


Just in case you can't read what the caption on the picture says: "Because one is enough. when its you. Show where you're headed in the ultimate fashion climax. Fits so tight it shows all you've got... you're a walking turn-on. And treats your body as well as she does. Easy on. easy off. quick as a flick of her tongue. sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind... she'll eat you alive in it. The Big Zip is 50% polyester / 50% cotton. Long-sleeved in rust, blue, or black. Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel. Are you man enough to fill it?"

iCant. That sounds like the caption I would have written for this thing. Except they were actually SERIOUS!

This dude is rocking a bellbottom onesie and FEELING himself. I will admit though, he is giving me LIFE! All that fierce is oozing from the pic. You can TELL he is just thinking "Yes, I know you see me. I'm sexy aint I? You don't even have to say it. You SEE me."

As if that wasn't the best. Then I read the caption and pretty much fell out my chair in HYSTERICS! The old, present, and future me is dead and GONE!

Let's do point by point of the foolishness.

"Ultimate Fashion Climax" - So pretty much, when you see this overgrown man in his denim onesie, you may just need to change your undies because you came TWICE. THAT is how awesome this outfit is. And I'm PRETTY sure I'm going to refer to myself as a "walking turn-on" AT LEAST 5 times today. Just because.

"Sexy Cool Crinkle Cloth" - Why am I thinking about taffeta at this description? Next time someone asks me what I'm rocking, I'mo tell them some "sexy COOOL crinkle fabric". Shonuff

"Long-sleeved in rust" - HUH? You mean to tell me where's a shiny version of this? I imagine whoever puts that on would look like a human penny. This visual is fantastic and by fantastic, I mean, scary and hilarious.

There's so much more foolishness in this whole thing, including all them pockets on the jumpsuit. But I will say this. It made my day. And yes, my day is early, but I doubt that there could be something that could top this. *Sigh* the 70s wasn't sh*t. I'da loved be alive during that time.

What it does? The IGs have been missing for a minute and ish. We've just been lazy tryna get ourselves in order so we haven't written nothing.

In the meantime, I's having an eShindig over at my blog today to celebrate my 150th blog post. We's kicking it, popping some eBailey's. Make your way there and drop a line. We even started electric sliding. Come do a 2-step with me.

Luvvie