6/24/2009

IG Movement

Posted by Luvvie | Labels: ,

I come before y'all today with sadness in my heart. My soulshack is HEAVY!

LibraSong, King IG, is moving to New York City. Leaving us in Chicago to go spread his seeds of IG in another geography. I's losing him to the city that never sleeps. The city of ornery cab drivers. The city of subways with NO reception. The city where happiness goes to die and dresses in all black.

Yeah. So what that he's going to pursue his dream of being a star-ruh on Broadway? So what that he's doing what he was DESTINED to do? So what that he gon make it so big and shine so bright that Stevie Wonders would be bothered by the rays???

HMPH! Why does he have to goooooooo???iPout


*wall slide*

Singing slowly & doing hand clap...

You and me, us never part (maki dada)
Ain't no ocean, ain't no see (maki dada)
Can keep my LibraSong away from me (maki dada)

*Wall slide*
*crumples to floor*
*beats fists on floor*

I's gon miss him cuz LibraSong is just like honey and I's just like a bee!

Luvvie

P.S. He started a blog called New York AMDA Bound. Y'all go say hey to him.

P.P.S. Don't thank cause you leaving, you off the hook. You best make your presence made on this here BLAWG of IG, lest you wanst me to come to EnWhyCee and roundhouse kick you in the shin. You'ont want N'AN! I still expect POSTS from you.

P.P.P.S. But really though, I'm SO proud of my dear friend. I know he's destined for nothing but greatness. Take NYC by storm! Love you like Beyonce loves her hairhats and spandex!

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6/18/2009

Drake is NOT segzy

Posted by Luvvie | Labels: , , , , ,

I sweafoGAWD the folks on Twitter ain't got NO types of sense or sensibilities. Last night, I decided to Tweet my random thought about everyone's favorite Lil Wayne protege, Drake. Little did I know that I was gonna induce epic roast from folks.

@LuvvieIG: Am I the only one who thinks Drake's face looks melted? I just think of candle wax & Droopy the cartoon dog. Drake needs his face tightened. He looks like Cletus the Slack-faced Yokel.

@karriedaway: he look myopic like a mugg all abt the face. i still love me some aubrey graham tho.

@nakiasmile: he looks like one of those sad puppy drawings

@JordanXavier: NOOOOO! Drake is NOT sexy. He looks like a yellow stay puff marshmellow man.....

@babypuss yess I think he got a face of a hard working tired 50t year old man...smh

@JordanXavier: sumn from Ghostbuster with a side of Slimer w/ a smidge of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle...

@babypuss: he looks like a piece of butter left out on the counter too long.....melted ass mess def not attractive n he cnt dress

@MsFaustin: He looks like Frankenstein with Downs Syndrome...idk bout u but that does NOT turn me on!

@naturallyalise: Drake looks like an unwrinkled SharPei puppy..

@LuvvieIG: Drake do look like the sleeve of a shirt though. The unironed kind.

@JordanXavier: don't he look like a Picasso? From far it looks good but when u get close... Gag me. *pukes* LOL!

@1uppitynegress: Drake looks like his jaws are running from his forehead. I mean like that downward slope his cheeks are on is def frightening!

@JordanXavier: Drake looks like a cross breed between a ripe banana, chimpanzee and 2nd cousin removed from a Toxic cruisader.....

iHATE everyone!!! And by hate, I mean LOVE dearly. I was CRYING laughing. I opened Pandora's box and they roasted Hope to pieces! *dead and gone to a better place*

Luvvie

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6/15/2009

Red Pump Meetup

Posted by Luvvie | Labels: , ,

Apart from our humanitarian ways of roasting the foolish and senseless to pieces until they rectify their ways, the IGs do dabble in goodwill. Coming up is the Red Pump Meetup. If you're going to be in Chicago on June 20th (this Saturday), The Red Pump Project is having a mixer after the Blogging While Brown Conference, for Blogger Extraordinaire, Afrobella. She just moved to Chicago from Miami, and we're welcoming her here. Proceeds for the meetup goes to the Chicago Women's AIDS Project. Booze, food, raffles & good cause = a GOOD TIME!

Ladies, Rock your Red Pumps. Fellas, Rock your Red Ties (or a Red Ascot, as I'm SURE LibraSong will opt for).

If you come, I may do a live demonstration of a wall slide. It will be AWESOME! For more info, and to RSVP, go to the Eventbrite page.

Luvvie

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6/03/2009

Its a Birf'day 'Round These Parts...

Posted by LibraSong | Labels: , , ,

Twenty-five yurrs to the day. This highest-of-ALL-yellow IGs has finally reached a quarter of a century mark. We know'd her by her full gov'mint name (which she won't post nowhere on these here internets) but you all know her by none other than KINDREDSMILE!!!


Now I (LibraSong) usually calls my friends on their b'days (<-- that was for all you Beyonce Stans that camp outside my apartment...feel free to leave for the day now...) and leave a very poignant rendition of "Happy Birthday" on their voicemail. But since I don't know how to do that online, I have resolved to issue one limited-time only birf'day haiku entitled "Yella."
*puts on beret*


High yella skin's day

Twenty-five years of Ig'nance

Looks like a DeBarge.

*snaps all around*

Thank you, thank you.

Happy Birf'day, Boo!


LibraSong



Now, it is MY turn to bless the birfday girl with my brand of IG. I dedicate this limerick & mini rap to her lifespace:

There once was a girl named Kindred
Whose level of IG was at Five Hundred
She turned twenty five
So glad she's alive
Cuz she's doper than strawberries & bread

We've been friends for years eleven
Since Kswisses we rocked often
Now we're fiercer than Tyra's lacefronts
But definitely not as fraudulent
Partner in crime in all things IG
I wish you happy birthday, we're gonna do it BIG!!!

YEAAAAHHH BOOOI!!!!

Heart ya like I heart Crépes!!! HAPPIEST of BIRTHDAYS!!! Your martinis and cake are forthcoming.

Luvvie

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