Comments on House of IG: Drake is NOT segzy

Wow funny thing I was lookin up pictures of drake ...

2009-11-10T17:50:14.051-06:00

Wow funny thing I was lookin up pictures of drake under sexy drake & this link pops up...wth is wrong with you people?! Drake is fuckin sexy as hell!!<33 one of the sexiest guys on earth<33-Tulyyy

why is this the funniest roast i've read about som...

2009-08-05T23:54:22.052-05:00

why is this the funniest roast i've read about someone....EVER?!!?! i'm in love with this blog, lol

LMAO!!! Frankenstein with down syndrome? The sleev...

2009-06-24T10:29:42.996-05:00

LMAO!!! Frankenstein with down syndrome? The sleeve of a shirt? Like his jaws are running from his face. WHEW, that's funny!!!

I still think he's cute though. LOL!

"Drake looks like his jaws are running from his fo...

2009-06-23T10:43:42.826-05:00

"Drake looks like his jaws are running from his forehead. I mean like that downward slope his cheeks are on is def frightening!"

*dies with will and testament in right hand, pen in left hand*

I can't lie, I saw a pic of Drake (I think it was a cover for one of his mixtapes) a few months ago, before everyone was doing chin-ups on his nuts and I thought he was so fine! Not anymore...I'm actually tired of hearing him and dread turning on the radio.

LOL! Some of these slayed me deaf...wrinkled sharp...

2009-06-21T19:55:34.698-05:00

LOL! Some of these slayed me deaf...wrinkled sharpey?? Hahahaha! I am mad I see my stuff everywhere.... Go head wit it.

-JordanXavier

Hey Andrea! Glad to have you deLurk. Come by here ...

2009-06-19T01:47:29.421-05:00

Hey Andrea! Glad to have you deLurk. Come by here mo' often!

Kindred - LMAO!!!! You tryna ruin me. I sweahfoGawd!

Chi Chi - We do need a memo. Grown women r swooning all over the place or this boy.

RB - HA! The awkward teenage phase. I think he looked better then than now. And thats terrible.

Litey - I'm young and still aint ever heard any of Drake's songs. Does that make u feel better?

Karrie - We really not bout nothing. LOL

we aint about shit

2009-06-18T21:57:06.333-05:00

we aint about shit

KindredSmile, Errrr, I ain't never had a "Best I E...

2009-06-18T16:07:18.832-05:00

KindredSmile,
Errrr, I ain't never had a "Best I Ever Had". So, No Comment.
(I also would guess I ain't ever BEEN the "Best I Ever Had". But that's another story ...)

About "Drake". It's great when ya get old enough to go "WHO?!", 'cause he isn't burning off any of "My Preccccious" (5 points if ya get it) brain cells.

And KindredSmile ... It is ALL you ...Always has been...

Wait, I lied. I have more to say about Drake, spec...

2009-06-18T12:42:12.035-05:00

Wait, I lied. I have more to say about Drake, specifically the song "Best I Ever Had". When I first heard it, I thought it was a tribute to the one and only Eli Porter.

But it's not. It's really, really not.

So Drake is useless to me.

Am I the only one who thought this? C'mon it can't just be me, it just can't.

RB - Bwhahahha look at them curls, Lord!

2009-06-18T12:09:36.212-05:00

RB - Bwhahahha look at them curls, Lord!

He's definitely that boyfriend you text and call m...

2009-06-18T11:05:01.440-05:00

He's definitely that boyfriend you text and call more than you actually hang out with...or only go out on dates with him waaaay after sundown. For your own personal enjoyment: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bvnewswire.com/media/2009/05/jimmy-brooks-drake-450a052909.jpg a Picture of pre-puberty and trapped in awkward stage Drake/Jimmy from Degrassi. There's a marathon going on every morning until 3pm if you happen to catch a scene to die laughing at him...I tend to do in my spare time...

LMAOL! I didn't think we needed a memo on him not ...

2009-06-18T10:20:57.001-05:00

LMAOL! I didn't think we needed a memo on him not being cute. LOL

This right here is all I see when I think of Drake...

2009-06-18T09:21:46.355-05:00

This right here is all I see when I think of Drake:

http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c558f53ef011570bfbea9970b-500wi

Thank you and good night.

this, right here, did it for me: @naturallyalise:...

2009-06-18T03:34:53.662-05:00

this, right here, did it for me:

@naturallyalise: Drake looks like an unwrinkled SharPei puppy..

game.over

(and hello *waving*, 1st time poster, long time lurker)